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S1, E18aYou know you didn't have to come. No rotten apple's gonna spoil my fun. [Chorus] If you don't like what you see here. Get the funk out. (Hah, get the funk out, get the funk out) We won't try to ... About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright ... Aug 13, 2009 · SpongeBob: (in a Texas shape) Hey Patrick, what am I now?Patrick: Uhh, stupid?SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!Patrick: What's the difference! (SpongeBob and Patrick... Patrick: Yeah, me too, because classy sophisticates like us shouldn't stain our lips with cursing. SpongeBob: Yea, verily! Now, let's play a nice, wholesome game of Eels and Escalators. Patrick: Oh, boy, my favorite! [Flops arms up and down like a seal] SpongeBob: Come on, Gary needs a new pair of shoes! [rolls the dice] Patrick: Oh, eels.Hey 👋 Patrick 🇮🇪, nice 🔥 sock 👟 What sock 🧦? The one 😄☝ you're standing 🚹 on 🔛. Oh 🙀 that one ☝. It's lost 🏳. Well 😦, if that one 😤 is lost 💸, where are your 👉 other socks 🧦? They're 👨 more lost 🏳. A bunch ...346 votes, 29 comments. 195K subscribers in the spongebob community. 🍍 If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then r/spongebob is the place to… Hey, Patrick. SpongeBob SquarePants (1999) - S01E18 Texas clip with quote Hey, Patrick, what am I now? Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. [Patrick is playing with Gary, Gary is crawling on Patrick's toes. Patrick's on his back and laughing while Gary purrs. SpongeBob runs inside the house and brings out a ball covered in snail slime] Hey, Gary! Gary, look! It's your favorite ball! [Gary is sitting on Patrick's bum and Patrick shakes it, laughing. SpongeBob drops the ball.This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Funny Pants" from season 4, which aired on September 30, 2005. [Squidward is sleeping until SpongeBob knocks on the door causing him to wake up.] SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward! Squidward: [opens his window] What do you want, SpongeBob? SpongeBob: Time for work, …s4e14 - Best Day Ever/The Gift of Gum - script. SpongeBob SquarePants (1999–…): Season 4, Episode 14 - Best Day Ever/The Gift of Gum - full transcript. Best Day Ever: SpongeBob is going to have the best day ever. First he gets to work at the Krusty Krab. Then he is going to meet Sandy for a little Ka-Ra-Tay, followed by jellyfishing with ...Dec 5, 2021 · He’s shellfish. How can you make Squidward laugh? Give him ten-tickles! Where did Fred Rechid go to school? At the School of Fish. SpongeBob: “I don’t think we can stop the dragon with our bare hands.”. Patrick: “Yeah, we need some gloves.”. Why do people love SpongeBob so much? He’s a very holesome guy. ai_sponge was a series of YouTube channels that hosted livestreams of AI-generated scenarios featuring characters from the television series SpongeBob SquarePants. Viewers of the streams could submit suggestions for topics for the characters to discuss. The streams became very popular throughout mid-2023, though a wave of copyright …This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "A Life in a Day" from season 6, which aired on June 4, 2008. [Episode starts at Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob is eating ice cream, while Patrick is tanning] SpongeBob: This is how to live, isn't it, my friend? Patrick: You said it, buddy. [Larry comes in riding a motorcycle. SpongeBob and Patrick …Patrick: Hey, I broke my butt. Squidward: [rubs temples] Become famous, revenge later. Hmm. [thinking] Come on! Be inspired! [cuts to Squidward's brain where there is a rain storm going on, the storm then stops, and a rainbow comes out of Squidward's head, he grins, and then starts writing, with orchestral music playing in the background ...16. "Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are." - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'. 17. "Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems." - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'. 18. "You cannot stop the unstoppable." - Patrick Star, 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Texas" from season 1, which aired on March 22, 2000. [The episode begins with a view of Bikini Atoll in the morning.] SpongeBob: [off-screen] Good morning, Bikini Bottom! [cut to his hand coming out from a sandcastle pineapple, with his face drawn] Ah, what a beautiful day. [his hand is crawling] Do ... He burns the charcoal rocks with it. Close up on SpongeBob's eyes as he sees the card burning as a fire alarm ringing sound is heard in the background.] SpongeBob: Patrick! The card! It's on fire! Patrick: Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll take care of it. [As Patrick hawks up, he spits on the card putting out the fire.] There!

Only the baddest of the bad can get in. You need to have muscles. [flexes his arm] You need to have muscles on your muscles. [flexes even more, created more muscles on his previous ones] You need to have muscles on your eyeballs! [flexes his eyes, creating muscles] Now that sounds like robot pirate island.346 votes, 29 comments. 195K subscribers in the spongebob community. 🍍 If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then r/spongebob is the place to…Hey Patrick, we met in person just over a year ago in Saint Petersburg, and I just wanted to thank you and express my gratitude for how personable you and your brothers were to us. What obstacles did you have to overcome by both directing and acting in Insidious 5?"Hey, Patrick, Squid's home! And we're gonna make sure he's greeted by his two best friends." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Jellyfishing', July 31, 1999. 94. "But what is best is what is saved for the last. The one sure-fire thing to make your best day ever the best day ever!" - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Jellyfishing', July 31, 1999. 95. "I propose a toast, …Squidward: You were right, SpongeBob. Watching the sunrise together is much better. SpongeBob: [laughs] Oh, yeah. I forgot. The new Squidward. [gets out of bed] I guess I better get ready for work. Boy, the new Squidward sure is friendly. [SpongeBob reads the newspaper while sipping his coffee cup.]

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Porous Pockets" from season 6, which aired on November 28, 2008. SpongeBob: [walks around in a small circle in Jellyfish Fields, then takes a deep breath and sighs] Nothing quite like a relaxing stroll [deep ...SpongeBob: I went a whole day without laughing and now my laugh is gone. Patrick: Let me take a look. [inserts his head into SpongeBob's mouth] Hmmm, it's dark in here. I better light a match. [lights a match. Smoke fills SpongeBob and Patrick can't get him off his head so he runs around screaming. …

Reader Q&A - also see RECOMMENDED ARTICLES & FAQs. SpongeBob: [gasps] Patrick! Help! [starts running in ci. Possible cause: ( Sandy walks off.) SpongeBob: Sandy? Hi-yah! (makes a few karate noises) Sandy: Aww, .